Even if we don’t dare admit it, dick pics are more popular than you’d think.
Whether it’s Drake breaking the internet or your new Tinder crush sliding into your DMs, these photos always spark reactions — the good, the bad, and everything in between! As an adult content creator, I’ve received more dick pics in the past three years than most people will receive in their entire lives. I offer a dick rating service on my platforms, where subscribers send me their intimate photos for feedback and a score out of 10. I've seen it all — dicks in every pose, small, large, shy ones hiding under clothes, or bold ones ready to leap off the screen. Despite their differences, they all have one thing in common: desire! The desire captured in the image and the desire to please the person receiving it. With that same spirit, and as a self-proclaimed expert on phallic photography, I’m here to share my 5-step guide to the perfect dick pic — one that (unlike your fingers) will always hit the spot!
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Consent
Let’s start with the basics: consent is key. Nude photos should be shared in a specific, agreed-upon context. It’s rare that someone wants to see a dick pic while shopping in aisle three of their grocery store! If you’re not already in a conversation where this type of exchange feels appropriate, don’t even think about sending one. And even if you’re deep into sexting and you feel like the moment is right for a visual, there’s nothing sexier than clearly asking for permission. Make sure you ask multiple times, confirm that consent is still valid before sending another photo, and respect a no. Nothing is more attractive than respect — even if you have the perfect picture ready to go. Use this mandatory step to your advantage; it’s a foreplay moment, creating anticipation, excitement, and a build-up to your photo.
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Lighting
We’re not looking for professional-level photos, but there are some basics you shouldn’t overlook, like lighting. If your photo is too dark or blurry, it might come across as unconfident — or worse, like you have something to hide. Forget the “Where’s Waldo” effect and make yourself the focal point, confident and bold. You can opt for soft lighting or even a black-and-white filter, but the key is to make sure the image is clear from the start. Leave abstract art to Picasso — your masterpiece needs to be the star of the photo.
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Angle
After to be or not to be comes another great question: Does size really matter? When it comes to dick pics, not really. The right angle can make a world of difference. A shot taken from below can give the illusion of length, while an overhead angle can make it look shorter. And watch out for zooming! If I can read your future in the lines on your head, you’re definitely too close. You can also use your own body as a reference point. Your hand, your legs if you’re seated, or a cap near your knees if you’re standing can provide context. Just avoid using random objects like soda cans, video game controllers, or tape measures — they ruin the vibe. Instead of thinking, “Wow, it’s as thick as a Coke can,” I’m thinking about grocery store discounts, and that’s not sexy.
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Presentation
After “read the room” comes “see the room” — because yes, your dick is the main subject, but the setting matters too. Even the majestic Thinker by Rodin would lose its impact if it were sitting on a toilet instead of a romantic rock. It sounds absurd, yet I’ve seen plenty of photos of men posing on the toilet, proudly showing off their “scepter.” It’s proof that, in the heat of the moment, people focus so much on their member that they forget to check their surroundings. My best tip? Take a test shot and look for anything out of place. We get used to our environment, so we might not notice certain details — but they’ll be glaringly obvious in a photo. No posing with grandma’s picture frame in the background, no dirty laundry on the floor, no crumpled tissues on the sheets, and please make sure your nails are clean if you’re holding your “precious.”
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Mood
Confucius said a picture is worth a thousand words — in this case, make sure those words are hot! A good dick pic can be the spark for endless fantasies, the cover of a 2,000-page erotic novel. So forget the starfish pose with your dick pointing in the same direction as your toes — “The Mystery of the Rigid Corpse” will never be an erotic bestseller. Your photo is like a thumbnail for our sexy conversation. For example, if you’re thinking about a blowjob, why not place your phone on a low surface and sit in a chair, facing the camera? If you know I like being taken against the wall, take a mirror selfie showing you standing, ready to lift me up. Your photo doesn’t always need to match the conversation exactly, but it should have some context, emotion, and material for imagination. A simple starting point like capturing my point of view instead of yours (a selfie, for example) will make me feel like I’m there and inspire a steamy scenario.
In the end, the key is to take your time with intimacy, in all its forms. In this case, technique, angles, and storytelling can help, but ultimately, you and your partner are the only ones who can decide if the picture is a success. If you listen to your desires and theirs, take your time, have fun, and prioritize respect, you’ve got all the ingredients for success!
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Miley has always found it easier to express herself through writing. During the pandemic, she rediscovered her love for adventure by flipping through old journals, which led her to sell her house and move to Mexico. There, she found her calling as an adult content creator. Her curiosity about sexuality and taboos allows her to connect with open-minded individuals and share fascinating stories. For Miley, this work is a source of inspiration and personal growth. Learn more about our collaborator here.
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